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The hourly rates are explained to us by a faceless voice from behind a mirror. We slide our pesos through an opening at the bottom, and a grizzly hand returns our offering with a numbered key. The rest, as they say, is history. When explaining a telo to your gringo friends, think pay-by-the-hour sex hotels. This new law made hotel rooms rentable by the hour, and the decreased time of stay, meant that its clients were not just relieved of pillow talk but also were no longer legally bound to present a form of ID.
Privacy and confidentiality became the founding pillars upon which all love hotels country wide were built. Half a century after their creation, telos have flourished all over the country, in cities big and small alike. A big reason is pure economics. Many find it tough to get on their own footing before marriage and after they graduate university.
So sexually frustrated home dwellers have fuelled a diverse and complex love hotel industry. Just like any other consumer product, these establishments come in all shapes and sizes and of course at all different price points. If your penny-pinching playmate dices out a shy 30 pesos for an hour, bring your own sheets and towels just in case. If you are willing to dish out pesos or more for the hour, you could be privy to themed suites, a jacuzzi, room service, complimentary champagne, and a private garage to hide your car just in case you have something to be guilty about.
One Buenos Aires based website allows you to sort through different options, picking the telo best suited to your needs and nearest to you. Amenities include pool, sauna, roman bath, Scottish shower, WIFI, water bed, erotic couch, a pole, and private gardens.
In front of the toilet, inside the shower, beside the bed, and then the extraordinary ceiling mirror that hovers above the bed allowing you to catch every possible angle of the sacred act. One telo maid recounts her near death experience when one man recognized his wife entering with one of his co-workers. When we were leaving the building, the husband was furious and aimed a gun at me. Thankfully he realized that I was not his wife before he pulled the trigger. A favoured venue for sordid affairs, some telos have been known to be watched by private detectives on the look-out for errant spouses and there have been cases where cuckolded husbands have turned up with notaries to act as professional witnesses to their wives romantic misdemeanours.